I don't know if Mrs Santa's sister isn't clean or not (love that film), but I'm pretty sure she is angling for a leg over. It's not often I like to go, or indeed have a reason to go showing off my Xmas goodies but this year is an exception.
all shiny and new and everything
Now I have to find the airbrush, brush off the cobwebs and see if it still works. Ta Mrs Santa.